Domino’s Pizza To Open On Moon

But will they deliver in 30 minutes or less?

From Dvice.com

Domino’s Pizza Japan has just unveiled plans to
construct a pizza
restaurant on the Moon. Seriously. It’s going to take 15 rocket
launches and 14 billion dollars and will have dart boards and pool tables and
delivery motorbikes and awesomeness. It’s also possible that this is all just a
complicated publicity stunt, but let’s just pretend that it’s not.

Domino’s has apparently been planning this pizza moon base for an entire year
now, which doesn’t strike me as a long enough time to figure out all the
relevant details. Then again, these guys are professional pizza engineers, and a
large pepperoni pizza does kinda look like the Moon, so arguably
they’re very experienced.

Plus, with their “30 minutes or it’s free” philosophy,
Domino’s is familiar with the logistics of delivering things to far away places
quickly and efficiently, and when it comes down to it, bringing 70 tons of
supplies to the lunar surface is really not all that different from delivering a
big stack of pizzas across town.

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One Response to Domino’s Pizza To Open On Moon

  1. Howdy Doo-Doo says:

    I think this is a plot to monopolize all that sweet green cheese.

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