Ogden, Utah’s Standard-Examiner reports on a man who did a little shadetree butchery over the holiday weekend:
Ogden Police Lt. Troy Burnett said a person called at 1:44 p.m. Sunday to say a neighbor was cutting up a cow in his driveway. The person said they saw a cow being trailered to the home near the intersection of 27th Street and Gramercy Avenue, then heard a mooing sound. Shortly after, the caller said, a pop that sounded like a gunshot was heard and the mooing stopped. * * * A patrol car was dispatched to the area and found the man in the process of removing the cow’s head.
Read the whole thing here.