Author Archives: Fester Boyle

Empty, Empty, Empty

The Morning Spew crew is celebrating Empty Chair Day.  How will you celebrate?  Let us know in the comments!

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Not from Chef Pete

Turducken is so 2010.  This Thanksgiving, try a Pydoe.  From MSNBC: Officials in the Florida Everglades have captured and killed a 16-foot-long Burmese python that had just eaten an adult deer. *  *  * Skip Snow, a biologist and python … Continue reading

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OWS: Putting the “Fun” in “Dysfunction”

This OWS experiment is fascinating.  It’s like being in a laboratory and watching Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies unfold before our very eyes. Just for those of you keeping score at home, here are some of the very … Continue reading

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Free Speech Is Not an OWS Value

The Washington Examiner is running a story that further shows why the Occupy Wall Street crowd isn’t about freedom and bottom-up governance, but mob-enforced command and control.  Fester is shocked, shocked that a bunch of commies would falsely claim that they … Continue reading

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OWS = Freaking Weird

Penny said this one had my name written all over it.  I’m not sure how to take that, but I’ll assume she meant it in a good way.  Here’s the deal.  Morgen at Verum Serum has a new post (with video) … Continue reading

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New Reader Challenge – Make a Music Video!

Wow, the Ben & Jerry’s contest was fun.  So fun, in fact, that we want to jump right into another reader challenge.  This time, it’s all about the video. Here’s the deal.  Fester has written you a little ditty about … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – WINNER

Every once in a while, someone hits the sweet spot.  Threads the needle.  Comes up with a totally kick-ass ice-cream flavah!  Such is mark muhlig’s entry, “Steal This Ice Cream.”  The irony is more delicious than the ice cream itself. … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – First Runner-Up

Reader J.J. Sefton has given us this Damn Clever play on one of B&J’s most popular flavors.  In the process, J.J. exposes the true commie nature of the so-called 99% movement.  If it walks like a commie, talks like a commie, … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – Second Runner-Up

Our friend cgp has cracked the code on the more mellow protesters.  I mean, once you’ve viewed a couple of crying-hippie videos, you just know these people are so stoned!  This explains why they need B&J’s pharmaceutical-grade munchies in the first place.  Grass … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – Third Runner-Up

Courtesy of our good friend tc, please enjoy this new delicious flavor called “Teamster Creamster.”  Here, tc makes a play on something we all know about the Occupiers:   They’re pure Astroturf!  Union management, having confiscated immense sums of money … Continue reading

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