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Win A Viking Culinary Experience

  Dear Readers,   Pack your bags and journey to the heart of the Mississippi Delta to experience luxurious accommodations, enjoy fine food and Find Your True South, Viking-style! Savor the good life in Greenwood, Mississippi, the hometown of Viking … Continue reading

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New Reader Challenge – Make a Music Video!

Wow, the Ben & Jerry’s contest was fun.  So fun, in fact, that we want to jump right into another reader challenge.  This time, it’s all about the video. Here’s the deal.  Fester has written you a little ditty about … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – WINNER

Every once in a while, someone hits the sweet spot.  Threads the needle.  Comes up with a totally kick-ass ice-cream flavah!  Such is mark muhlig’s entry, “Steal This Ice Cream.”  The irony is more delicious than the ice cream itself. … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – First Runner-Up

Reader J.J. Sefton has given us this Damn Clever play on one of B&J’s most popular flavors.  In the process, J.J. exposes the true commie nature of the so-called 99% movement.  If it walks like a commie, talks like a commie, … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – Second Runner-Up

Our friend cgp has cracked the code on the more mellow protesters.  I mean, once you’ve viewed a couple of crying-hippie videos, you just know these people are so stoned!  This explains why they need B&J’s pharmaceutical-grade munchies in the first place.  Grass … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – Third Runner-Up

Courtesy of our good friend tc, please enjoy this new delicious flavor called “Teamster Creamster.”  Here, tc makes a play on something we all know about the Occupiers:   They’re pure Astroturf!  Union management, having confiscated immense sums of money … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest Results To Be Announced THIS MORNING

Okay, so The Morning Spew boasts the most clever readers on the Worldwide Web (duh).  This is totally awesome—except when you have to judge a contest.  People, this was not easy.  We had so many great suggestions for flavors that … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest Update

Okay y’all, we have all our entries.  And they are many — Fester is very pleased, and has some serious work ahead of him.  He’ll be spending the weekend making some very tough decisions and will announce the winner here in … Continue reading

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The Morning Spew’s First Contest! Help Ben & Jerry Name A New Occupy Wall Street Ice Cream Flavor!

    As I posted earlier today,  not unsurprisingly, Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream has offered their corporate backing to the Wall Street Protests.   When we first learned of this, the Spew Crew knew that we had the makings of a delicious contest!  … Continue reading

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