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“Ice Cream of The Future” May Be Thing Of The Past

I tasted these once, and I thought they tasted like dots.  Exactly like ice cream dots.  From the Los Angeles Times The ice cream of the future may not get there – at least not without some restructuring. Dippin’ Dots Inc., … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – WINNER

Every once in a while, someone hits the sweet spot.  Threads the needle.  Comes up with a totally kick-ass ice-cream flavah!  Such is mark muhlig’s entry, “Steal This Ice Cream.”  The irony is more delicious than the ice cream itself. … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – First Runner-Up

Reader J.J. Sefton has given us this Damn Clever play on one of B&J’s most popular flavors.  In the process, J.J. exposes the true commie nature of the so-called 99% movement.  If it walks like a commie, talks like a commie, … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – Second Runner-Up

Our friend cgp has cracked the code on the more mellow protesters.  I mean, once you’ve viewed a couple of crying-hippie videos, you just know these people are so stoned!  This explains why they need B&J’s pharmaceutical-grade munchies in the first place.  Grass … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest – Third Runner-Up

Courtesy of our good friend tc, please enjoy this new delicious flavor called “Teamster Creamster.”  Here, tc makes a play on something we all know about the Occupiers:   They’re pure Astroturf!  Union management, having confiscated immense sums of money … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest Results To Be Announced THIS MORNING

Okay, so The Morning Spew boasts the most clever readers on the Worldwide Web (duh).  This is totally awesome—except when you have to judge a contest.  People, this was not easy.  We had so many great suggestions for flavors that … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Contest Update

Okay y’all, we have all our entries.  And they are many — Fester is very pleased, and has some serious work ahead of him.  He’ll be spending the weekend making some very tough decisions and will announce the winner here in … Continue reading

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Ben & Jerry’s Offers First Corporate Backing of Occupy Wall Street!

    I hope they will give out free ice cream.   From the Daily Mail.co.uk Ben & Jerry’s lends its backing to Occupy Wall Street protesters and calls for a ‘systematic change’ Ice-cream firm known for standing up for … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Says The One Who Is Soft Is The Won Who Is In Charge

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Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Goes Nuts

Because you know there is always a secret ingredient.  Anyway, gross and over-priced. From Yahoo.com MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) — Ben & Jerry’s has Schweddy Balls. Would you like a taste? Chill out, it’s only the name of their new flavor. … Continue reading

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