The Morning Spew

Alright, we'll gladly wake you at 4 pm, but where shall we bury you?

Why blame police brutality, when obviously she tripped?

And the nominee for best theatrical performance in a drama is ....... Ima Cho-King!

I will not go to Kindergarten! You can't make me ride the bus!

"Damn, I told them that tofu had turned!"

"If I could only reach my phaser....."

All the comforts of home!