The Morning Spew

Something new from the land of fruits and nuts.

From San FranciscoCBS local.com

San Francisco’s New ‘Tata Massage’ Parlor Offers $350 Face Slaps

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – It’s the first massage business of its kind this side of the Pacific and it landed here in San Francisco. If it’s rest and relaxation you seek, however, prepare for a slap in the face.

No, really.

Another massage parlor in San Francisco? Ho-hum, you might think. But if you take a look at the ad for the brand new Tata Massage parlor, you might be surprised to see what it’s offering: face-slapping.

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Oh, dear.  You poor thing, we would never expect you “toil” or “struggle” for anything, that’s for the 1 %. 

Now, git over here, so’s I can slap ya.