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This Is Your Half A Head On Drugs

February 17th, 2012 No comments

You would think that someone would lose their taste for drugs after losing half of their head because of them.  No doubt some Hollywood liberal will make sure he becomes a star or teen role model.  I guess it’s either that or he has to buy a hat. 

There is a video complete with moronic accusations of drug use at the White House, but it made me feel icky and I won’t post it here, so you have to click the Mail Online link if you want to watch it.

    

 

From  Mail Online

 ’Don’t do drugs!’ Man with half a head explains how he got bizarre injury after crashing car while stoned

 

A bad boy who was left with half a head following a dramatic accident has spoken out for the first time – blaming his astonishing appearance on a drink and drugs binge.

Carlos ‘Halfy’ Rodriguez, who also goes by the name Sosa, lost a large portion of his brain and skull in a crash after flying through his car’s windscreen and landing head-first on the road.

In a new video he has used his appearance and story to warn others not to drink and take drugs.

Doctors were forced to cut away large amounts of flesh and bone to help him survive and he has since been able to continue his life in Miami, Florida.

‘I was barred out on drugs. I was driving and I hit a pole and flew out the front window and landed on my head,’ he said in a new warning message on You Tube.

Showing his head to camera he added: ‘And this is how the old boy has come out. That is why it is not good drinking and driving or drugness (sic) and driving. It is no good kids.’

According to the German tabloid Bild he had the accident aged 14.

‘I was with a cousin and a friend stole the car, there was a near-fatal car accident. As the speed was too fast we lost control of the car and crashed,’ he said.

Mr Rodriguez shot to fame two years ago after he was was arrested for allegedly soliciting prostitution.

Miami Police had problems with their paperwork and his forms contained no name and simply the description ‘half a head’.

Read more at  Mail Online

 

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President Eisenhower Met With Aliens (with actual photo)

February 15th, 2012 1 comment

I didn’t realize James Carville was that old.

President Eisenhower chuckles as he meets with visiting alien (code name: J.C.). themorningspew.com

 

From Mail Online

President Eisenhower had three secret meetings with aliens, former Pentagon consultant claims

Former American President Dwight D. Eisenhower had three secret meetings with aliens, a former US government consultant has claimed.

The 34th President of the United States met the extra terrestrials at a remote air base in New Mexico in 1954, according to lecturer and author Timothy Good.

Eisenhower and other FBI officials are said to have organised the showdown with the space creatures by sending out ‘telepathic messages’

The two parties finally met up on three separate occasions at the Holloman Air Force base and there were ‘many witnesses’.

Conspiracy theorists have circulated increased rumours in recent months that the meeting between the Commander-in-Chief and people from another planet took place.

But the claims from Mr Good, a former U.S. Congress and Pentagon consultant, are the first to be made publicly by a prominent academic.

Speaking on Frank Skinner’s BBC2 current affairs show Opinionated, he said that governments around the world have been in regular contact with aliens for many decades.

Read more at Mail Online

 

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What 40 Dollars Means To Me

February 14th, 2012 1 comment

Okay, so the White House resurrects the “What #40 Dollars Means To Me” meme around the same time Michelle shows up to eat in someone’s kitchen wearing a 40 dollar dress from Target.  Gee, could they get anymore insulting to our intelligence?

 

What 40 dollars means to me:  I can buy this same crappy dress Michelle Obama wore from Target.

 

Forty Dollar Dress To Be Worn When Dining With The Commoners

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Suspected Kidnapper Dies After Victim Fights Back

February 14th, 2012 No comments

That'll Learn Ya!

 

Wow! Two “feel good” stories in one day!  Here’s the other one, in case you missed it!

From The L.A. Times

Suspected kidnapper dies in fight with victim

A suspected kidnapper died after he began fighting with his victim at a convenience store in an unincorporated neighborhood near El Segundo, authorities said Monday night.
Deputies responded Sunday night to a 911 call from employees at a gas station in the 100 block of El Segundo Boulevard, authorities said.
The deputies found a 51-year-old man suffering from injuries sustained during a fight with a 44-year-old man. Paramedics responded and pronounced the older man dead at the scene, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said.

Detectives later determined that the man who died had kidnapped the other man in Willowbrook and drove him to the store “for the purpose of having him withdraw money from the ATM,” the department said in a statement. “The suspect implied he had a gun.”

read the rest at The L.A. Times

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Bungling Iranian Terrorist Does Not Have A Leg To Stand On (Anymore)

February 14th, 2012 1 comment

 

From The Daily Mail

Iranian bomber blows off own legs in Bangkok blast as grenade hurled at police bounces off tree and explodes at his feet
By Lee Moran

A bungling Iranian bomber blew off his own legs when he hurled a grenade at Thai police outside a Bangkok school – which bounced off a tree and then exploded at his feet.

It came after he had blown up his own home and then hurled a grenade at a taxi driver who would not accept him as a passenger, the Bangkok Post reports.

Police allegedly found an Iranian ID card in a satchel close to the blast in the Thai capital, and unconfirmed reports suggest he is called Saeid Moradi.

Four people, three men and one woman, were injured in the explosions which come the day after Israeli diplomats were targeted in simultaneous car bombings, also believed to have been carried out by Iran.

Read more at The Daily Mail

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The Debt Generation

February 14th, 2012 No comments

Obama’s Hope and Change has come home to roost.  Do you think it might be a good idea to send this to the young people on your Christmas list?

 

ht- Uncle Idjit

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Sarah Palin Taking Care Of Business At CPAC

February 11th, 2012 No comments

She does it so well, doesn’t she?

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Andrew Breitbart Is My Hero

February 11th, 2012 2 comments

According to somebody named Benjamin R. Freed, at dcist.com, the video below features Andrew Breitbart confronting OWSer slugs as they gather outside the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel  in Washington, D.C. on Friday night to harass CPAC attendees.  

The funny thing is that the OWSers are using this video in a pathetic attempt to say that Andrew’s behavior is bad, but listen to the OWSers hurling profanity and rage at him because he chastises them to “behave themselves.”  He also calls them “freaks and animals,” which no one can deny.  

Breitbart is simply verbalizing what most Americans are feeling towards the Democrat embraced and supported Occupy Wall Street movement: We have had enough.

 

Here’s the OWSer rap list from John Nolte at Big Government.

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Special Orders Don’t Upset Us!

February 11th, 2012 No comments

Was this an Extra Value Deal?  Did he get fries and a soda?

From the LATimes

 

Photo KTLA: A naked man climbed atop a communications tower downtown Wednesday night.

Police were able to lure a naked man who spent hours atop a downtown radio tower with McDonald’s hamburgers.

Read more here.

Hot New Model Is A Man

February 9th, 2012 No comments

LOL!  This is why full-figured gals rule. At least you know what you are getting.  Most of the time.  Story here, if you want to know more.

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