Monthly Archives: October 2015

Miracle John Kerry Boneless Rib-Eye Discovered

A beef rib-eye steak bearing the uncanny likeness of Secretary of State John Kerry has been discovered by a man preparing for a backyard barbecue.  The owner of the miraculous meat, who wishes to remain anonymous, reports that at about 7:00 pm this evening he … Continue reading

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