99% – The Morning Spew http://themorningspew.com Politics, Satire & Spew Sun, 04 Oct 2015 03:29:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.3 The OWSers Are Making A Movie! http://themorningspew.com/2012/03/04/the-owsers-are-making-a-movie/ http://themorningspew.com/2012/03/04/the-owsers-are-making-a-movie/#respond Sun, 04 Mar 2012 12:31:09 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=5743 Continue reading ]]> Of course, we all knew it was only a matter of time before the OWSers made a full-length movie to further enlighten the world about the unfairness of expecting able-bodied citizens to be responsible for supporting themselves and figuring out how to pay for  their own success.  Real life OWSers telling their stories of the horrors of having to actually work hard and pay for things.  Yes, the OWSers are making a movie, and we all can expect it to win several Academy Awards because I just know that it will!

The only thing that I can think of that would really make this OWSer movie spectacular is a long, drawn out, legal battle over who gets the profits.  Wouldn’t that be grand?  And before you predict that there will be no profits, think again.  It is likely that every public school in the country will buy the movie  to be used as a Democrat indoctrination tool on the students under the guise of “social justice.”  There will be corporate advertisers hoping to protect themselves from the wrath of the OWSers, and there will money coming from the mega wealthy lefties hoping to deflect the label of “The One Percent.”  Hollywood liberals will support it, too, because as One Percenters, they must protect themselves from the wrath of the 99% mob.

Here’s a screenshot of the casting call for OWSers as it was posted on their site, which The Morning Spew has previously dubbed, The Wall Street Website of Tears.  (You can some read our earlier Wall Street Website of Tears posts here).

Here’s the casting call:

From “We are the 99%


I wonder if Ms. Bobbi Jo Hart will include the violence and incitement to violence perpetuated and endorsed by the 99 %? Like this and this and this?


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Will The 99% Be Time’s Person of the Year 2011? http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/13/will-the-99-be-times-person-of-the-year-2011/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/13/will-the-99-be-times-person-of-the-year-2011/#comments Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:34:24 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3686 Continue reading ]]> Of course, the Time reporter indicates in the disclaimer that a person’s inclusion in the poll does not necessarily mean that he or she is a serious candidate.  Sure.  

It appears to me that the author could be a little biased, and I wonder if he has read about some of the other  99% occupiers’ activities  or John Nolte’s occupy crime and violence running tally here

Personally, I kinda think  the Occupy freaks will actually win Time’s Person of the Year.  What do you think?

p.s.  Click the article link and you can vote, if you want. 



From Time Magazine:

Who Should Be  TIME’s Person of the Year 2011?

by Nate Rawlings

From tsunamis to budget battles to revolutions, 2011 has been  a tumultuous, news-packed year. Who influenced the news most, for better or for  ill? Tradition dictates that TIME’s editors choose the Person of the Year, but  we want to know: if you were in charge, who would it be? And remember, a  person’s inclusion as a ‘candidate’ in the poll doesn’t mean he, she or they are  serious candidates to be named Person of the Year by the magazine.

On Sept. 17, about 2,000 people amassed on Wall Street to protest corporate  greed and influence in government. They didn’t succeed in occupying all of the  financial district, or even all of Wall Street, but they have taken and held a  small urban park in lower Manhattan around the corner from Ground Zero. In the  early weeks of the demonstrations, a core group of protesters set up a complex  tent city from which they organized large marches and rallied around the slogan  “We are the 99%.” The movement has since gone national, with rallies and  “occupations” in dozens of cities across the U.S., from Oakland, where  confrontations with the police became violent, to Atlanta, where protesters  expanded the group’s mandate by occupying a house to prevent a bank from taking  it in foreclosure.

From Time Magazine

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Ninety-Nine Percent Begs For A Good Slapping http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/10/ninety-nine-percent-begs-for-a-good-slapping/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/10/ninety-nine-percent-begs-for-a-good-slapping/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:46:28 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3564 Oh, dear.  You poor thing, we would never expect you “toil” or “struggle” for anything, that’s for the 1 %. 

Now, git over here, so’s I can slap ya.

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Would You Hire Her? http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/02/would-you-hire-her/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/02/would-you-hire-her/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:02:05 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3223 And I am not talking about the “mood disorder,” either.



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#Occupy Breaking Bad http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/01/occupy-breaking-bad/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/01/occupy-breaking-bad/#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:49:38 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3187  

From MlkShk.com via @SuzyBrown Tweet!

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The 99% Declaration – They’re Going To Revamp The System July 4th, 2012! http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/18/the-99-declaration-their-going-to-revamp-the-system-july-4th-2012/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/18/the-99-declaration-their-going-to-revamp-the-system-july-4th-2012/#comments Wed, 19 Oct 2011 03:51:07 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=2420 Continue reading ]]>
Found this declaration here.
An OWS Working Group Committed to Elect a Non-Partisan National General Assembly


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


WE, THE NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in order to form a more perfect Union, by, for and of the PEOPLE, shall elect and convene a NATIONAL GENERAL ASSEMBLY beginning on July 4, 2012 in the City Of Philadelphia.

I. Election of Delegates:

The People, consisting of all United States citizens who have reached the age of 18, regardless of party affiliation and voter registration status, shall elect Two Delegates, one male and one female, by direct vote, from each of the existing 435 Congressional Districts to represent the People at the NATIONAL GENERAL ASSEMBLY in Philadelphia. Said Assembly shall convene on July 4, 2012 in the city of Philadelphia.

The office of Delegate shall be open to all United States citizens who have reached the age of 18. Election Committees, elected by local General Assemblies from all over the United States, shall coordinate with the 99 Percent Declaration Working Group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the99declaration/) to organize, coordinate and fund this national election by direct democratic voting. The Election Committees shall operate similarly to the original Committees of Correspondence during the first American Revolution.

II. Meeting of the National General Assembly and Deliberation:

At the NATIONAL GENERAL ASSEMBLY, the 870 Delegates shall set forth, consider and vote upon a PETITION OF GRIEVANCES to be submitted to all members of Congress, The Supreme Court and President and each of the political candidates running in the nationwide Congressional and Presidential election in November 2012. The Delegates of the National General Assembly shall vote upon and implement their own agenda, propagate their own rules and elect or appoint committee members as the Delegates see fit to accomplish their goal of presenting a PETITION OF GRIEVANCES from the 99% of Americans before the 2012 elections.

III. Proposed Petition for the Redress of Grievances:

The PETITION OF GRIEVANCES shall be non-partisan and address the critical issues now confronting the People of the United States. The Delegates shall deliberate and vote upon proposals for the PETITION OF GRIEVANCES in consultation with the 99% similarly to the first two Continental Congresses.


Below is a suggested list of grievances respectfully submitted by the OWS Working Group on the 99% Declaration. The final version of the PETITION OF GRIEVANCES voted upon by the Delegates of the National General Assembly MAY or MAY NOT include the following suggested issues:


there is more but you’ll have to go here to read it.

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The Hidden Messages In The Wall Street Website of Tears Testimonies http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/14/the-hidden-messages-in-the-wall-street-website-of-tears-testimonies/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/14/the-hidden-messages-in-the-wall-street-website-of-tears-testimonies/#comments Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:00:34 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=2079 Continue reading ]]> Sometimes it can be fun to read between the lines of a story and figure out the real message.  What follows are the testimonies that some Occupy Wall Street folks have posted on the Wall Street Website of Tears, We Are The 99%.  The captions are purely Spew Crew created and our interptretation of what is to be gleaned from each tale of woe.

Quite honestly, with the exception of the folks with health problems, I am sick of hearing these people whine because they made stupid decisions or don’t want to start at the bottom and work their way up.  What do you think when you read these stories?  Any hidden messages that pop out at you?  Put ’em in the comments!  We want to know what you are thinking.


Hidden Message: Never wait for them to call. They never do. Just get on with your bidness.


Hidden Message: Canadian government health care sucks. Repeal Obamacare.


Hidden Message: Choose your major wisely or you may not get a job. Also, save your beer and manicure money for grad school.


Hidden Message: Sneaking away in the middle of the night is no way to go through life.


Hidden Message: Never ask a question unless you want to know the answer.


Hidden Message: Elite Universities = BMW (Big Money Waste).


Hidden Message: Buy a house you can afford.


Hidden Message: Eat something. You'll feel better.


Hidden Message: Having a lot of money is good.


Hidden Message: Alas, Hope and Change ain't all that it was cracked up to be.

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Nancy Pelosi Offers Her Support & BlessingsTo Occupy Wall Street Protesters http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/11/nancy-pelosi-offers-her-support-blessingsto-occupy-wall-street-protesters/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/11/nancy-pelosi-offers-her-support-blessingsto-occupy-wall-street-protesters/#comments Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:48:25 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=1906 Continue reading ]]>  

No, really. I really am one of you.


If I were Nancy Pelosi, I would be a little torn right now.  How does one come out in support of the Occupy Wall Street Protesters, as Pelosi recently did, and at the same time meet one’s obligations to those same banks which, according to an article in The Daily Caller,  gave your son preferential treatment as a means to forge political alliances?  Tough one.

From The Daily Caller

“Paul Pelosi, Jr., the son of Nancy Pelosi, the former Speaker of the House,  worked as a mortgage broker and sales manager at a Countrywide office in San  Mateo, California,” Morgenson and Rosner wrote in the book. “In 2007, when the company was on the  ropes and beginning a mass of layoffs, Pelosi’s name was on the list of those to  be cut. According to a former executive with knowledge of the situation,  [Countrywide CEO Angelo] Mozilo personally removed Pelosi’s name from the  list.”

According to Morgenson and Rosner, Countrywide was able to make political  alliances with people like Pelosi through favors like this.

Read more 

Well, I am sure Nancy has an explanation and will let us know shortly.   Anyway, it is good to see Nancy down and dirty with the protesters.


Penny for your Thawtz?


Shoring up the preschool vote.


I'd better support them! That could be my arm laying on the sidewalk!


Just Chilling




I wish I'd brought my gavel.


Scrapbooking time. Anyone bring a boxcutter?


Okay, which one of my crazy peeps took the dump on the police car?


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Proof That “Blame Bush” Is Now Officially “Blame Obama” http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/06/proof-that-blame-bush-is-now-officially-blame-obama/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/06/proof-that-blame-bush-is-now-officially-blame-obama/#respond Thu, 06 Oct 2011 13:50:30 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=1748

Yet another entry from the Wall Street Website of Tears.  I ask you, what happened in November of 2008?  It’s good to know that some of these 99% are coming to their senses.  


Blame Obama
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