The Morning Spew » alec baldwin Politics, Satire & Spew Sun, 08 Dec 2013 06:28:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 A Picture IS Worth A Thousand Words – Part Two Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:50:19 +0000 Not sure what happened between this and what’s below, but it looks like Alec and Chris are interchangeable.  I rather think  they good on each other, no?



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Alec Baldwin OWS Video Gives Us a Dose of OWS “Double Huh?” Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:51:19 +0000  

Alec Baldwin posted this video of his “too brief two hours at OWS”  foray into the bowels of the Occupy Wall Street protests in Zucotti park in New York last evening.  I am not sure if he stopped by Starbucks first, though.  I hope not.

I watched it and I can not figure it out.  He appears to be at #OWS in support of the protesters, yet if you listen to what he says, it’s pretty much opposite of  what most of the protesters have been shrieking.  Plus, I don’t know if he even knows what he said.

But the most important bit of information to be gleaned from this video is that, as he admits, he doesn’t appear to know too much about anything.

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Occupy Wall Street Celebrities & Their Obscene Profits Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:24:26 +0000  

This morning, Noel Sheppard from Newsbusters, gives us something delicious to spew about:  Liberal celebrities and their hypocrisy – a natural phenomena.


Look. I eat apple. Just like you.



Top Ten Richest Celebrities Supporting Wall Street  Protests

By Noel Sheppard | October 12, 2011 |  08:52

On Tuesday, NewsBusters told  you about some of the wealthy television news anchors hypocritically  supporting the Occupy Wall Street movement.

As an interesting follow-up, Brian Warner of Celebrity Net Worth has  published a list  of the top ten richest celebrities that have as of now officially backed the  protesters:

#1 Yoko  Ono Net Worth – $500 million.

Ono stated “I love ‘Occupy Wall Street’! John is sending  his smile to ‘Occupy Wall Street’. I am sending my love to ‘Occupy Wall Street’. We are all working together. ”

#2 Russell  Simmons Net Worth – $325 million

Keep in mind that on top of being a hip-hop mogul Simmons  is the founder of a high fee credit card company called UniRush Financial  Services.

#3 Roseanne  Barr Net Worth – $80 million

Roseanne thinks anyone with over $100 million should be  beheaded. Interesting that her net worth is $80 million. I guess she doesn’t make “the cut”.

#4 Deepak  Chopra Net Worth – $80 million

Chopra said #OWS is turning anger into awareness. The  fortune he has made off his fluff filled books has just turned me to anger.

#5 Kanye  West Net Worth – $70 million

#6 Alec  Baldwin Net Worth – $65 million


Go to to read the rest of the list!

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EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Alec Baldwin Goes All Schweddy Balls at Starbucks Barista Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:09:44 +0000 Rotund movie star TV oddity Alec Baldwin recently had a testy exchange with a Starbucks barista.  So perturbed was he that he went public with his dissatisfaction on Twitter.

According to the New York Post, however, Baldwin was wrong on one thing — the facts. But as luck would have it, The Morning Spew can now clear the air.  Your buddy Fester has been doing a little investigation, and has obtained an exclusive audio recording of the incident in question:

Sounds like Alec has been practicing his lines for some time now.

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