The Morning Spew » billie joe armstrong Politics, Satire & Spew Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:58:25 +0000 en hourly 1 Just For Fun Sun, 04 Sep 2011 14:15:52 +0000 Fester Boyle Fester likes this song.  A lot.

Are you paying attention, Billie Joe Armstrong?  Why do saggy-panted, makeup-wearing, no-talent girlie-men like you get all the attention, when guys like RL Burnside live and die in relative obscurity?

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Too Bad They Didn’t Wait ‘Til They Were Airborne … Sun, 04 Sep 2011 11:00:43 +0000 Fester Boyle ABC News reports that Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing saggy pants.

Rock & roll tough guy (not).

Armstrong reportedly responded with his usual level of class — by upbraiding the flight attendant with a mug of hostility and a twist of R-rated adjectives:

Armstrong initially dismissed the request, asking, “Don’t you have better things to do then worry about that?” When the flight attendant repeated the request and threatened to have Armstrong removed from the plane, Armstrong replied “I’m just trying to get to my f**king seat.”

(Read the full story here.)

Now, Fester doesn’t want to get all personal and everything, but BJA is a tool, an environmentalist d-bag, and the most annoying member of a colossally horrific band with a stupid, stupid name, whose shows comprise moronic “songs” infused with a fusillade of f-bombs hurled at their largely pre-teen audience.  I mean, come on, there’s no way Fester can respect this androgynous doughboy, let alone fear him:

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American idiot.

But back to the story.  Look.  All the guy had to do was pull his pants up.  But he had to front, because he’s such a badass.  Fester suspects that, after BJA got kicked off the plane, he went straight to the men’s room, where he burst into tears and had to reapply his mascara.

Next time, maybe he’ll take a page from Al Gore’s playbook and start befouling the atmosphere with private jets.  Or maybe he’ll just go away and make everyone else happy.

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