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Occupy Wall Street Celebrities & Their Obscene Profits

October 12th, 2011 No comments

 

This morning, Noel Sheppard from Newsbusters, gives us something delicious to spew about:  Liberal celebrities and their hypocrisy – a natural phenomena.

 

Look. I eat apple. Just like you.

From Newsbusters.org:

 

Top Ten Richest Celebrities Supporting Wall Street  Protests

By Noel Sheppard | October 12, 2011 |  08:52

On Tuesday, NewsBusters told  you about some of the wealthy television news anchors hypocritically  supporting the Occupy Wall Street movement.

As an interesting follow-up, Brian Warner of Celebrity Net Worth has  published a list  of the top ten richest celebrities that have as of now officially backed the  protesters:

#1 Yoko  Ono Net Worth – $500 million.

Ono stated “I love ‘Occupy Wall Street’! John is sending  his smile to ‘Occupy Wall Street’. I am sending my love to ‘Occupy Wall Street’. We are all working together. ”

#2 Russell  Simmons Net Worth – $325 million

Keep in mind that on top of being a hip-hop mogul Simmons  is the founder of a high fee credit card company called UniRush Financial  Services.

#3 Roseanne  Barr Net Worth – $80 million

Roseanne thinks anyone with over $100 million should be  beheaded. Interesting that her net worth is $80 million. I guess she doesn’t make “the cut”.

#4 Deepak  Chopra Net Worth – $80 million

Chopra said #OWS is turning anger into awareness. The  fortune he has made off his fluff filled books has just turned me to anger.

#5 Kanye  West Net Worth – $70 million

#6 Alec  Baldwin Net Worth – $65 million

 

Go to Newbusters.org to read the rest of the list!

Ode to the Wall Street Protesters, by Penny Thawtz

October 4th, 2011 7 comments

 

 

Ode to the Wall Street Protesters

By Penny Thawtz

 

Deep in the heart of Manhattan,

On the street the founders named Wall,

An army of losers has gathered,

Demanding our money for all.

 

“Look!” they cried as they marched,

“We haven’t worked for a dime,

But that doesn’t mean we’re not worth it,

Your productiveness is the real crime!”

 

“The rich are the problem,” they bellow,

“They hog it for all themselves.”

“Why should they keep their money,

When we could spend it so well?”

 

And so they marched through the streets,

Chanting and calling us names,

With calls for mayhem and violence,

They seemed to enjoy their memes.

 

Now, the Hollywood blowhards were worried,

They were comping the pizzas in droves,

“It’s not our obscene wealth which you protest,

But perhaps it should be Karl Rove’s.”

 

The fat one, the Yoko, and the beheader,

Encouraged and egged them on,

That was merely a diversionary tactic,

To keep them off THEIR own lawn.

 

And the one with the pendulous breastusus,

Claimed she only came to learn more.

So she mingled a short time with their leaders,

Then jetted off to Italy’s shore.

 

“The rich are the ones we are after, “

They reassured the celebrity libs,

“The millions you hoard don’t matter,

The capitalists, THEY are the PIGS!”

 

With I-pads and cell phones and bank cards,

Starbucks and Whole Foods, too,

They tweeted and blogged to the world,

The wonders they were going to do.

 

And so this nonsense they’ll continue,

All zombied and smelling quite ripe.

But they’re not quite sure how to end this,

Causing Mommy and Daddy to gripe.

 

The cost of your little excursion, they cry,

Is beginning to drain their cash.

They’ll have to sell off their Exxon,

Or swipe from your college stash.

 

Come home little darling, Mom texted,

For your plan has really not worked,

Wall Street’s still great and it’s thriving,

And to the world you’re still a BIG JERK.