The Morning Spew » face http://themorningspew.com Politics, Satire & Spew Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:46:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Can I Get A Gift Card? http://themorningspew.com/2012/10/25/can-i-get-a-gift-card/ http://themorningspew.com/2012/10/25/can-i-get-a-gift-card/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:45:06 +0000 PennyThawtz http://themorningspew.com/?p=6585 Something new from the land of fruits and nuts.

From San FranciscoCBS local.com

San Francisco’s New ‘Tata Massage’ Parlor Offers $350 Face Slaps

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – It’s the first massage business of its kind this side of the Pacific and it landed here in San Francisco. If it’s rest and relaxation you seek, however, prepare for a slap in the face.

No, really.

Another massage parlor in San Francisco? Ho-hum, you might think. But if you take a look at the ad for the brand new Tata Massage parlor, you might be surprised to see what it’s offering: face-slapping.

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A Tight-Faced Nancy Pelosi Ridicules Jobs Bill http://themorningspew.com/2012/03/09/a-tight-faced-nancy-pelosi-ridicules-jobs-bill/ http://themorningspew.com/2012/03/09/a-tight-faced-nancy-pelosi-ridicules-jobs-bill/#comments Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:39:29 +0000 PennyThawtz http://themorningspew.com/?p=5814 This video is hilarious.  Can you over botox to the point of speech problems?  I feel like I’m watching a slurpee talk.

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