The Morning Spew » hilarious http://themorningspew.com Politics, Satire & Spew Sun, 08 Dec 2013 06:28:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.1 Important Obama Debate Highlights http://themorningspew.com/2012/10/04/important-obama-debate-highlights/ http://themorningspew.com/2012/10/04/important-obama-debate-highlights/#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2012 02:33:08 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=6449 I think this video from PoliticsBuzz hits on all the important points and sums it up quite well.  Please let us know what you think in the comments section.

 

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hat tip - Kit Edwards via Twitter

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Obama’s Got More Personas Than A Barbie On A World Tour http://themorningspew.com/2012/03/23/obamas-got-more-personas-than-a-barbie-on-a-world-tour/ http://themorningspew.com/2012/03/23/obamas-got-more-personas-than-a-barbie-on-a-world-tour/#comments Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:30:52 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=5894  Can’t stop laughing.  All  items available from The Obama Poster Project. Really.

Barraques Cousteau or Captain of the U.S.S. Gator?

 

“A” is for Aardvark 

 

 This Obamanaut is my personal favorite.

“Hey, let me out of here!”

 Go to The Obama Poster Project to see more.

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Occupy Hilarious http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/14/occupy-hilarious/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/14/occupy-hilarious/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:52:15 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3741

photo: Matthew McDermott/N.Y. Post

From Fox News  via “Defend Wall Street” tweet.

 

BY FRANK ROSARIO, DOUG AUER & BOB FREDERICKS, N.Y.  POST

Meet New York’s newest hero.

Kevin Hiltunen, a  former NYPD officer, yesterday grabbed an Occupy Wall Street demonstrator by the  collar and dragged him out of a Queens school where he’d been heckling US Rep.  Bob Turner at the congressman’s swearing-in ceremony.

“I guess you could  say I sorted him out,” said Hiltunen, 48, his jacket and tie barely mussed after  dragging the scruffy protester out on his rear end.

“All I was doing was  trying to stop this historic occasion from being disrupt-ed. There is a time and  place to exercise your First Amendment rights,’’ said Hiltunen, of Bergen Beach,  Brooklyn, who was identified by people at the ceremony as an ex-Marine.

Read the rest at Fox News

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Jackie Mason’s Take On Occupy Wall Street & Herman Cain http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/07/jackie-masons-take-on-occupy-wall-street-herman-cain/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/07/jackie-masons-take-on-occupy-wall-street-herman-cain/#comments Mon, 07 Nov 2011 13:36:48 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3486  

Exhibit A

 

Once again, Jackie Mason hits the nail on the head!  It’s specially good when he compares the Tea Party folks to the Occupy cranks.  It’s kinda long, but worth the listen.

Check out his November 4, 2011 interview on the Rick Amato Show.

 

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Trick or Treat at Occupy San Francisco – Hilarious! http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/31/trick-or-treat-at-occupy-san-francisco-hilarious/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/31/trick-or-treat-at-occupy-san-francisco-hilarious/#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 03:11:01 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3168 This is really hilarious.

From US Reality Check via twitter.

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Occupy Wall Street Website Of Tears Becoming More Hilarious http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/21/2683/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/21/2683/#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:38:18 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=2683  The stories are getting more ridiculous and pathetic.  Just a little attempt personal responsibility would be nice.  If you crave more of these tales of woe, check out our other post here

Five kids? Five kids?? No shoes??? Is this what they mean by "barefoot and pregnant?"What about baby-daddies? Oh yeah, and how'd you afford that Sharpie, computer and camera?

 

In all honesty, you are probably still better off than you were in whatever rat hole country from whence you came, no?

 

So please explain to me HOW exactly that is my problem?

 

OT - How much them tats set you back? You know, those big ones hiding behind your hair.

 

From the looks of that well stocked bar behind you, I'd say you are doing pretty damn good.

 

#OccupyTheDogPound

 

Whippersnapper, get off the computer and do your homework.

 

You know, that's exactly what we thought!

Of all the stories, this one breaks my heart........ from laughing so hard.

I would have thought there was big demand for vegan chefs, but until you get a job, I'd go for the ferrets.

Yes, couch surfing is a terrible affliction.

Did you really just post that on the internet?

I thought bartender WAS the career path for Womyn's studies.

 

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Hilarious Pics Of Wall Street Protesters – Including Pepper Spray Shots! http://themorningspew.com/2011/09/28/hilarious-pics-of-wall-street-protesters-including-pepper-spray-shots/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/09/28/hilarious-pics-of-wall-street-protesters-including-pepper-spray-shots/#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:49:28 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=1437  

These slugs need to go home already.  They made their point, which is that they have no point at all. 

  From weknowmemes.com:

This one looks a little staged. Why does the index finger of the person's hand have the white stuff on it, too? Did they get a little careless as they were staging the photo?

 

"But, I heard Susan Sarandon was going to be here!"

 
 

Before & After: Bang the drum slowly ...........then get arrested.

 
 

"Dad is going to be so pissed!'

 
 
 
 
 
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