The Morning Spew » schweddy balls Politics, Satire & Spew Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:58:25 +0000 en hourly 1 EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Alec Baldwin Goes All Schweddy Balls at Starbucks Barista Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:09:44 +0000 Fester Boyle Rotund movie star TV oddity Alec Baldwin recently had a testy exchange with a Starbucks barista.  So perturbed was he that he went public with his dissatisfaction on Twitter.

According to the New York Post, however, Baldwin was wrong on one thing — the facts. But as luck would have it, The Morning Spew can now clear the air.  Your buddy Fester has been doing a little investigation, and has obtained an exclusive audio recording of the incident in question:

Sounds like Alec has been practicing his lines for some time now.

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Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Goes Nuts Fri, 09 Sep 2011 03:27:35 +0000 PennyThawtz

Schweddy Balls ice cream

Because you know there is always a secret ingredient.  Anyway, gross and over-priced.


MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) — Ben & Jerry’s has Schweddy Balls. Would you like a taste?

Chill out, it’s only the name of their new flavor.

Schweddy Balls ice cream is an homage to a 13-year-old “Saturday Night Live” skit featuring Alec Baldwin as bakery owner Pete Schweddy, whose unique holiday offerings included a delicacy called Schweddy balls.

The company’s not worried about offending people with the name, said spokesman Sean Greenwood.

“We’re the caring company,” Greenwood said Thursday. “We never want to do anything that is upsetting for people. We think it’s congruent with our values, in terms of having fun. One of our principles is ‘If it’s not fun, why do it?’”

Other flavors with edgy names — like Karamel Sutra and Half Baked — were irreverent double-entendres, too, he said.

True. But Schweddy Balls?

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