The Morning Spew » shrieking http://themorningspew.com Politics, Satire & Spew Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:58:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The 99%? Aw, Hell No! http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/10/the-99-aw-hell-no/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/10/the-99-aw-hell-no/#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:07:02 +0000 Fester Boyle http://themorningspew.com/?p=1854 Here’s a telling video from “Occupy Atlanta.”  It’s so weird on every level.  First, there’s the bizarre practice of having the crowd repeat everything the speaker says.  It’s like a cult — or the Borg.  As the video description says:  ”People abandoned their individuality and liberty to be absorbed into a hypnotizing collective.”  They weren’t even allowed to vote — instead, they had to express their “feelings” with “hand signs,” which the predictably unmanly leader was then free to interpret how he saw fit.

Second, there’s the fact that Congressman John Lewis came to speak to the group — and the “consensus” (as interpreted by the leader) was that he should just go away.  Now just imagine what the media would have reported if this had been a Tea Party.  Third, around the 8:30 mark, someone dissents.  Immediately the leader shouts him down by repeatedly yelling “Mic check!  Mic check!” as the well-programmed crowd again parrots his every word.

Watch the whole thing and prepare to be creeped out.  There is no way in hell that these people represent any more than a fraction of a percent of the U.S. population, let alone 99%.  LOL.

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Of Communist Dog Whistles http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/02/of-communist-dog-whistles/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/10/02/of-communist-dog-whistles/#comments Mon, 03 Oct 2011 02:55:07 +0000 Fester Boyle http://themorningspew.com/?p=1649 Waaah

The American Left

 

How desperate are the Democrats right now?  As they watch their popularity tank because they are so head-scratchingly incompetent, they seem to be fomenting some kind of communist revolution/freak show.  What losers.  When the going gets tough, they lose their cool and start preaching violence.

Fester thought it would be a good time to recap what’s been happening over the last month or so.  It seems there’s a theme developing.  To-wit:

  1. Fester’s ears started perking up when Little Jimmy Hoffa said it was time to “take out” the Tea Party.
  2. Twelve days later, hilarity ensued when smelly hippies first descended on Wall Street — or as close as their addled minds could take them — for a Day of Impotent Rage.  Of course, by this point, this largely looked like a bunch of loose cannons.  Surely the Øbama administration would distance itself.
  3. Doh!  A few days later, President Obama declared that he was a warrior for the middle class.  His choice of language sure started to take on a martial tone.  But surely this was an isolated incident and we were all overreacting.  Right?
  4. Wrong.  A few days after that, Obama basically told African-Americans that they’re lazy and that they need to march against certain other folks who are fighting him every step of the way.  Fester asked whether Obama was inciting a race war.  Because, given Obama’s previous statements that certain other folks were trying to “turn back the clock,” that’s what it sure sounded like.
  5. Meanwhile, other Democrats were openly proposing that the government strip us of our rights to vote.  Specifically, North Carolina’s Democrat Governor Deb Perdue proposed suspending Congressional elections for two years so that someone could impose their will without those pesky voters.  This was essentially an echo of Democrat OMB Director Peter Orszag’s column a couple of weeks prior proposing that we ”counter the gridlock of our political institutions by making them a bit less democratic.”
  6. Over the next few days, Penny reported on more Wall Street Days of Rage (and more hilarity).
  7. A couple of days ago, noted commie douchebag Van Jones promised that the “progressives” in this nation would take to the streets in an American version of the Arab Spring — an “October offensive,” he called it.
  8. And speaking of offensive, famous oxygen thief/surgically-altered heifer Roseanne Barr now wants to behead bankers if they resist “paying back” anything over $100 million.  Of course, she’s pretty magnanimous about it, since she’d give them a chance to undergo “reeducation camp” first.

Class warfare?  Suspending elections?  Violence?  Reeducation camps?  Where have we heard this kind of rhetoric before?  Hint:  We’ve never heard this from the Tea Party.  One more hint:  We’ve always heard this from the communists.  

If you find yourself backing this cabal — which stretches from the hippies of New York all the way to the White House — you need to take a very good look at yourself, because you’re a freaking communist.  A great many Americans died to prevent the very thing these Democrats are advocating:  i.e., blaming a small segment of society for their woes, taking their wealth by force, and now, literally killing those whom they illogically blame for pretty much everything.  It’s absolutely okay to question their patriotism.  Despite what they say, they’re not the “99%.”  They’re not the “80%.”  They’re not even the 10%.  They’re the 1% — the filthy, lazy, violent, godless anti-intellectual losers who have no idea what it means to be an American and honestly think “liberty” is just a word.

Fester will leave you with these oft-quoted words from the late, great Robert Heinlein, describing the “rich” people whom communists so despise:

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.”

Oh, one more thing.  If you’re really thinking that violence is the way to go, remember that other “revolutions” have never had to deal with the Second Amendment.  Something to consider.

 

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Wall Street Pepper Spray – The Video! http://themorningspew.com/2011/09/29/wall-street-pepper-spray-the-video/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/09/29/wall-street-pepper-spray-the-video/#comments Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:07:45 +0000 PennyThawtz http://themorningspew.com/?p=1512  

This video has been making the rounds and is being  offered as  proof from the lefties that the NYPD pepper sprayed innocent bystanders during the ongoing Wall Street protests.   The New York Daily News reports an investigation into the pepper spraying incident has been launched, and  that anonymous protesters have made public the personal information of the police officer they claim sprayed the women.  Here’s the video:

 

 

If you watch the video, you can devise your own theories as to what happened.  Here’s what I think might have happened:  I think the police officer in question saw the innocent bystander women as they were being corralled into the portable orange holding pen  by the police officers and he came over to offer the poor victims assistance.

As he approached the shrieking, hysterical women, he noticed an overwhelmingly  strong stench of B.O.  Seeing that the odoriferous women’s beckoning arms were upright and outstretched, the officer logically thought they were presenting their unshaven, stench laden pits to him for a quick spray of  official NYPD deodorant.

In the midst of all the chaos and obviously not thinking clearly, he mistakenly pulled out his pepper spray canister, thinking it was the coveted spray deodorant they so desired.  What happened next is simply a tragic case of a good intention gone wrong.  Although the officer sprayed the deodorant/pepper spray directly into the hirsute pits of the innocent women bystanders, the wind kicked up and all hell broke loose.

In a state of shock,  the  shaken officer re-holsters the spray canister and wanders back aimlessly into the crowd.  Of course, I am not saying this is what happened, but only that this is what could have happened.  Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the video as much as we at The Morning Spew did.  Please feel free to leave your theories as to what you think might have happened in the comments.

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All New! Wall Street Protesters! See Where Your Tax Dollars Are Going! http://themorningspew.com/2011/09/29/all-new-wall-street-protesters-see-where-your-tax-dollars-are-going/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/09/29/all-new-wall-street-protesters-see-where-your-tax-dollars-are-going/#comments Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:07:22 +0000 PennyThawtz http://themorningspew.com/?p=1496

Heads, you lose!

 

I didn’t think it  possible, but that was amazing!

 

Alright, we'll gladly wake you at 4 pm, but where shall we bury you?

 

Why blame police brutality, when obviously she tripped?

 

And the nominee for best theatrical performance in a drama is ....... Ima Cho-King!

 

I will not go to Kindergarten! You can't make me ride the bus!

 

"Damn, I told them that tofu had turned!"

 

"If I could only reach my phaser....."

 

All the comforts of home!

 

 

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