The Morning Spew » slapping http://themorningspew.com Politics, Satire & Spew Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:46:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Can I Get A Gift Card? http://themorningspew.com/2012/10/25/can-i-get-a-gift-card/ http://themorningspew.com/2012/10/25/can-i-get-a-gift-card/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:45:06 +0000 PennyThawtz http://themorningspew.com/?p=6585 Something new from the land of fruits and nuts.

From San FranciscoCBS local.com

San Francisco’s New ‘Tata Massage’ Parlor Offers $350 Face Slaps

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – It’s the first massage business of its kind this side of the Pacific and it landed here in San Francisco. If it’s rest and relaxation you seek, however, prepare for a slap in the face.

No, really.

Another massage parlor in San Francisco? Ho-hum, you might think. But if you take a look at the ad for the brand new Tata Massage parlor, you might be surprised to see what it’s offering: face-slapping.

read the rest.

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Ninety-Nine Percent Begs For A Good Slapping http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/10/ninety-nine-percent-begs-for-a-good-slapping/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/10/ninety-nine-percent-begs-for-a-good-slapping/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:46:28 +0000 PennyThawtz http://themorningspew.com/?p=3564 Oh, dear.  You poor thing, we would never expect you “toil” or “struggle” for anything, that’s for the 1 %. 

Now, git over here, so’s I can slap ya.

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