The Morning Spew » the morning spew http://themorningspew.com Politics, Satire & Spew Sun, 08 Dec 2013 06:28:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.1 OccuMom Tries To Stop Train With 4 Year Old Daughter http://themorningspew.com/2011/12/15/occumom-tries-to-stop-train-with-4-year-old-daughter/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/12/15/occumom-tries-to-stop-train-with-4-year-old-daughter/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:56:13 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=4414 I am not sure how this will fit in the kid’s scrapbook.  What can you say?  These people are nuts.

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Oakland Authorities Get The Occupy Oakland Eviction Party Started http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/12/oakland-authorities-get-the-occupy-oakland-eviction-party-started/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/12/oakland-authorities-get-the-occupy-oakland-eviction-party-started/#comments Sat, 12 Nov 2011 05:25:30 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3639  

 

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Occupy Los Angeles Seeks “STAT” Toilet Paper Donations http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/11/occupy-los-angeles-seeks-stat-toilet-paper-donations/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/11/occupy-los-angeles-seeks-stat-toilet-paper-donations/#comments Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:36:39 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3632 I wondered what they are using now, until I read the Bhakti’s comment.   I think he is serious. Ewww.

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2012 Obama Election Poster Makes Debut For The Ninety-Nine Percent http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/11/2012-obama-campaign-poster-makes-debut-for-the-ninety-nine-percent/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/11/2012-obama-campaign-poster-makes-debut-for-the-ninety-nine-percent/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:37:21 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3574

Hat tip – Karl

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Ninety-Nine Percent Begs For A Good Slapping http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/10/ninety-nine-percent-begs-for-a-good-slapping/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/10/ninety-nine-percent-begs-for-a-good-slapping/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:46:28 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3564 Oh, dear.  You poor thing, we would never expect you “toil” or “struggle” for anything, that’s for the 1 %. 

Now, git over here, so’s I can slap ya.

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Occupy Atlanta: Let’s Occupy Interstate “One Percenter Lane” http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/09/occupy-atlanta-lets-occupy-interstate-one-percenter-lane/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/09/occupy-atlanta-lets-occupy-interstate-one-percenter-lane/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:39:28 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3536

 

Occupy I-85 Atlanta

 

These protesters are incredibly silly creatures.   The Occupy Atlanta protesters now find oppression and unfairness in Atlanta’s Peach Pass program which allows car pooling commuters to pay a fee to use a specially designated High Occupancy Toll (HOT) lane created to reduce traffic congestion and commute times.

What’s not clear is how the fools expect to “occupy” a major interstate.  If you have ever been through the interstate system in downtown Atlanta, you will understand me when I say occupying the HOT lane might be a tad dangerous.   Plus, there might actually be a few aggressive drivers who will see this as an opportunity.

Interestingly enough, the protesters are illegally squatting in a foreclosed house in Snellville, Georgia.  

 From wsbradio.com

Members of Occupy Atlanta and Occupy Gwinnett have found a new cause to turn their anger toward. It’s one that rings the bell for a lot of residents in the county too. The dreaded HOT lane.

The protestors who have taken over a foreclosed home in Snellville sat in a circle Tuesday night outside the home to discuss where they should go from here. Like any water cooler discussion in Gwinnett in the last month, the talk turned to the Peach Pass.

“What a perfect issue for the Occupation movement,” said one protestor.

Occupy Atlanta leader Tim Franzen jumped right on board.

“Peach Pass is like a one percent pass right? It’s like you pay to get a lane,” said Franzen. “We are going to have an action against this one percenter lane.”

Members of Move On Gwinnett were also at the “circle discussion” Tuesday night. But not everyone is on board with the Occupy movement stepping in the HOT lane mess.

“It’s not something we are committing to today,” one woman told Channel 2 Action News. “There are other people working on that.

read the rest at wsbradio.com

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Keith Richards Ponders The Death Of Michael Jackson http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/08/keith-richards-ponders-the-death-of-michael-jackson/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/08/keith-richards-ponders-the-death-of-michael-jackson/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:12:52 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3514 ]]> http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/08/keith-richards-ponders-the-death-of-michael-jackson/feed/ 0 Occupy Los Angeles Sets Up Kangaroo Court http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/08/occupy-los-angeles-sets-up-kangaroo-court/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/08/occupy-los-angeles-sets-up-kangaroo-court/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:46:13 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3506 This actually made me laugh.  These people remind me of children playing house or night court or something.   They are constantly trying to re-invent the wheel.  They should really grow up.

First things first.  Apparently, there was some criminal activity reported at the Occupy L.A. encampment.  They were kind enough to notify their fellow protesters via a Facebook post:

 

But the good news is that the suspect will be forced to face his accusers and stand trial.  Only it’s not any official, legal type court, it’s an Occupy L.A. court – a real live  kangaroo court.  They did not specify how they have kept the suspect from fleeing the encampment.  Perhaps they have opened an Occupy Jail House.  See here:

 

 

 

Doesn’t this seem  like some sort of sharia.  I think we should call it, Occupyria.  There, it’s a new word to describe the Occupy court system: Occupyria

 

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Jackie Mason’s Take On Occupy Wall Street & Herman Cain http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/07/jackie-masons-take-on-occupy-wall-street-herman-cain/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/07/jackie-masons-take-on-occupy-wall-street-herman-cain/#comments Mon, 07 Nov 2011 13:36:48 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3486  

Exhibit A

 

Once again, Jackie Mason hits the nail on the head!  It’s specially good when he compares the Tea Party folks to the Occupy cranks.  It’s kinda long, but worth the listen.

Check out his November 4, 2011 interview on the Rick Amato Show.

 

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It’s Apache Friday http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/04/its-apache-friday/ http://themorningspew.com/2011/11/04/its-apache-friday/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:22:35 +0000 http://themorningspew.com/?p=3416 This video was created by “our guys” in memory of one of their fellow soldiers.   God Bless them all.  I just love our guys!

“In memory of CW2 Chris Thibodeou, Forever lost but never forgotten.
Out in Afghanistan C co 4-4, C co 1-4 and A co 1-4 got together to bring light in a time of darkness and hopefully make some people laugh in the process.”

hat tip – B

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